Have an awful experience that you haven't had a chance to share? Throw it on me. Want to put me in a spacesuit with an etymological genius? Sure thing. Change my career so that I wind up relocating to a new city and meet a hunky neighbor ala melrose? Put it in there.

Stuff me back in a nunnery per my dad's desperate request? Why certainly. I'm confident that will be one of the tragic endings to my chooseyourownadventure project.

I ask you to participate because: a: you are creative and funny, b: you're geeky enough to not be scared of wiki's. (hey, I'm barely techi enough to start a wiki) c: there is a stronger than average liklihood that I have not accidently had sex with you so you won't be offended by anything you write or find in there.

The rules;

• If you mention people who actually exist, for obvious reasons, no full names and nothing malicious. Unless we agree that we all hate them. Ya know. Like Donald Rumsfeld.

• Remember that everything that anyone writes is *fiction*

• Make up page numbers so that you don't reveal the way the story is developing when you name new pages. ie: Pg404 - For whatever reason, the phone number that he gave you doesn't seem to be able to get through. Tragic.

• Have fun!