" ... Happy Birthday to you ..." her lips pout and hips sway as she breathly sings Marilyn Monroe style.

You realize it's your friend Xxxtine, in her paint covered jeans from that time she was roped into Kathy Lee like labour at Ernie's new condo.

" ... Happy Birthday to MJ ... Happy Birthday to YOOOOOUUUUU! ... Happy Birthday MinJung, because this is all I could afford after the plane ticket here!"

You laugh as your Vodka Tonic spills over your hand and the lime wedge pops off the side of the glass.

"Shit, and I barely took a sip," you say looking at the lime wedge lying in a puddle of Vodka on the floor.

You turn to put your glass on the bar when you someone behind you accidentally slips on the lime wedge and falls behind you.

Your next option ...

They're lying face up:Pg 142

They're lying face down:Pg 521.